On a closed rainy night a business traveler stops his car in a small hotel.

On a closed rainy night a business traveler stops his car in a small hotel.
Request a room and the dumb responds reluctantly:


- Room if there is, but the bed is unmade.
"Well," replied the traveler, "that does not matter;
I can do it myself. "Ah, very well," says the innkeeper.
There you have tables and here hammer, saw and nails.