Jaime, I'm 83 years old and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?

Two elderly men were in the asylum sitting under a tree talking.
One turns and says to the other,


"Jaime, I'm 83 years old and I'm full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"
- "I feel like a newborn".
"Like a baby?"
- "That's right, no hair, no teeth and I just peed my pants"