In the army, a sergeant shouts at the platoon in training:

In the army, a sergeant shouts at the platoon in training:
- Attention ... Firrrrmesssss!
All obey and become very firm.
The sergeant walks and sees the faces of the soldiers,
stops at one of them and asks in a shout: "Soldier ...


What is the homeland for you?"
The soldier thinks and responds:
- My mother, my sergeant.
The sergeant interrogates the soldier who has just to his right and asks in the same tone:
- Soldier ... Que es la patria 'For you?
- My aunt Sr. - Like your aunt, soldier?
- What happens that he and I are cousins, my sergeant.